I have a plan and what do I get? A talking easter egg

Why is it that whenever I get a plan all set up to go, something happens to make the reason for that plan go away? This Is so messed up.

Blue easter eggs now scare me.

I fell in a the pond today while feeding the ducks. I slipped on a log and I went WHOOSH! The timing was perfect, because, right before I fell Manuel said, "Hey you should jump in!" Lovely.

I also attacked a goose, not on purpose. I was chasing it while waving bread at it trying to get it to eat, and another goose side-swiped me or something, and I tripped and fell on the goose I was chasing, who then proceeded to flap it's wings vigorously and squawk a lot.

See, I so told you I am not in a rut! I don't fall into ponds and attack geese every Sunday afternoon you know! Haha.

Someone also told me I'm not weird. *looks around suspiciously*

This has definately been a different kind of day.

I'm done now.