just a thought

Ok, I have run across alot of MySpace bulletins, and ripped them apart. This one tops it all. It is almost completely inaccurate. To save time, I will correct these bad boys one by one.

Enjoy the massacre. =D

Body: ~HOW GIRLS FLIRT~

1. She calls you by your full name not just a nick name. That really doesnt mean we like you with affection and romanticism, it means we're probably mad at you, or you're cosidering doing something not good, or you're generally being a jerk about something.

2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny. I haven't met or seen a girl who has ever done this, so scratch that.

3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you. 'Flips her hair'? Yeah I bet.

4. She touches your arm when she talks to you. No, that doesn't mean we like you either.

5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face. Ok, that for the guy is a big DUH! Unless he is extremely naive.

6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested. Alot of girls don't do this, but a select few do.

7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you. Concidence? Maybe. Maybe not. This is a toss up.

8. She criticizes you on a girl you like. Bull crap. We're nice.

9. You catch her staring at you. We do stare. But, it's only because you're so handsome.

10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you. Ok, that's just gay.

11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot. Haha, ok, I agree with this one. But, it is out of the context of flirting.

12. She knows your phone number and address. Well, I would but someone doesn't like the telephone.

13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible. Agreed

Now, there was a guys flirt thing dealio after the girls one, but I didn't blog it because it's satupid, and if any guy tried flirting with a girl in some of those ways, he's better off suffering a concussion.

Ok, now I'm gonna blog it, just so you know what I'm talking about.

*~*~*HOW GUYS FLIRT*~*~*

1. He stares at you alot.

2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting )

3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you

4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mom that day she picked you up from school.

5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.

6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process

7. His voice gets softer ("Hey, you") when ever you two talk.

8. You hung up on him. He called you back.

9. You where invited by him to a group outing.

10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.

11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do snort sometimes. Which makes you laugh even harder.

12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation

13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.

14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, butt, thighs, ect.)

15. When he comes to your window at night just to see you.

Gentleman..... NEVER HIT A LADY! Even just play hitting. It is unacceptable behavior.

And do not touch her butt! That is reserved territory, DO NOT TRESPASS! We will hit you in the face, or kick you, something to cause bodily harm.

I'm done for now.

Have a wonderful evening.