ooooooohhhh dude.

I'm too emo.

I think too much.

In fact I overthink.

I'm too woman.

I complain about way too much stuff and I know it.

Crap doesn't always happen to me, it seems like it, but it doesn't.

I think I need a vacation.

Somewhere far away.

Like Bermuda.

But, I would probably get lost in the Bermuda Triangle.

Let's try for Jamaica.

Pack your bags Chris, we'll call for the pizza when we get there.

Wouldn't it be awesome if I could actually do that?

I think so.

Don't forget the sun tan lotion.

Please don't hate me.

I'm done.