Nostradomous couldn't have said it better himself

Why is it that when you read a horiscope, it never says anything bad will happen? It's always just the good dirt. And "the stars are all aligned."

I was just pondering that thought while looking at something like a horiscope.

Fortune cookies don't always have good things to say. They sometimes have bad things... and lottery numbers. Maybe it is because Asian people have a better grasp of all the jinx's and the curses than the astrologers who write the horiscopes. I really don't know. But it is always a possibility.

I'm probably not even spelling horiscope right. Why is it all of a sudden I am so insecure about my grammar? Kind of odd.

I'm done now.