Just Shoot Me Now

I thought I was going stir crazy being cooped up in the house all day, the thought of it made me want to scream. So I thought, like someone who has been in the house way too long, "I know! I'll go grocery shopping with my parents! That could be fun!" LIE!

Here is why it wasn't.

I go to get in the car to leave, and it has been cold a rainy, and I thought about last year and how a whole bunch of my friends and I had a huge snowball fight that was really fun, and I thought out loud, don't know how it happened but it did, and I said "I wish it would snow." Apparently that was a stupid thing to say because my dad was like "No you don't. We're supposed to live where it's not supposed to snow." He said it kind of mockingly, but as usual I just brushed it off.

Ok so we're in the parking lot at Walmart. Everything my mom has ever said to me about "driving the car like it is a Mack truck," has been taken back. Serious hydroplaning. We're doing 35mph down those itty bitty aisles, that have car parked along them by the way, it scared me and mom so much. Anyways, we're alive.

We get to Thriftway, not the Thriftway in DC, Seminole Thriftway, because no such story like this would ever in a million year take place at our Thriftway.
Anyways, we're going to go grocery shopping. Sounds like fun and I get food. :-D Wrong, again. Haha! You thought it was going to be something good!
Anyways, shopping was kind of ok I guess. We go to leave, we had the most absolutley most hottest bag boy come bag our groceries for us. He was gorgeous. God Bless that piece of heaven. Mmmmhhhhhmmmm. Anyways! So what does my dad do?! He procedes to complain, to the bag boy, about the amount of hamburger meat my mom put in the shopping cart and how we have enough to open a McDonald's restaurant. Oh my good gosh just shoot me now! I was literally sitting in the backseat yelling "Dad just shut up please! He is gorgeous, don't make him listen to this!"

My mom went into the dollar store to get some cough medicine or something, so she was not there to watch this scenario unfold. Lucky her. So I go in to get her, because I obviously did not want to sit in the car with dad, Lord only knows I might say something to offend. And she is in the checkout line, so I go stand next to her and say "I so could have stayed home and played Katamari." She kind of just laughed it off and I said "Seriously. It would have been funner." Ok, now she has to dig, and I procede to tell her what dad did, and she gets in the car and says to him "So we had a cute bag boy?" Just shoot me again, this horse is not dead yet! Dad says, "Oh, I didn't notice." Well, now duh you didn't notice, you're not 16 and a female!

Anyways, that was my sespool of a day. Hope everyone elses was better.

Ok, I'm done now.